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By: Ashton Sanders

Eleven $6 Dollar Shirts

Aug 28 2009

Filed under: Ashton Sanders,Humor,Life

Well, I’m very excited today because my shirts finally arrived today. I purchased 11 shirts from 6 Dollar Shirts.com, and they finally arrived. With shipping, the total price came to less than $7 for each shirt!

They came in a surprisingly small box:

My 6 dollar shirts arrive

I laid them all out and took some pictures:

My 6 dollar shirts arrive
Click Here for larger picture.

I hope they last a very long time. I’ll post again later with an official review of how they last, but I’m sure they’re well worth the $7.

Here’s one pic of me sporting the “Old School” shirt:

Ashton Sanders wearing an Old School Nintendo shirt

Enjoy,
Ashton Sanders

By: Ashton Sanders

Humor: “how many your webisite”

Aug 28 2009

Filed under: Humor

On my Free Website Quote page, I have a cool little AIM chat box that allows visitors to chat with my AOL Instant Messenger account.

Just a few minutes ago, I had the funniest conversation I’ve ever had over a chat program. Here’s the transcript:

aimguest56199364
hi

WebsitesinaFlash
Hi

aimguest56199364
sandy

WebsitesinaFlash
Hi Sandy

aimguest56199364
how many your webisite
to build your web site

WebsitesinaFlash
I’m sorry?
How much did it cost to build my website? (ie. WebsitesinaFlash.com?)

aimguest56199364
ADoes it cost for a web sites
yes

WebsitesinaFlash
I didn’t charge myself to build my website so I don’t know how much it cost.
Are you looking for a website?

aimguest56199364
how many

WebsitesinaFlash
How many what?

aimguest56199364
just
just one

WebsitesinaFlash
What kind of website are you looking for? Every website costs a different amount to make.

aimguest56199364
Ashton are you here
Jewely

WebsitesinaFlash
You want to sell Jewelry online?

aimguest56199364
yes

WebsitesinaFlash
So you’re looking for a fully e-commerce website with website design, development, shopping cart, security system, online merchant, etc.?

aimguest56199364
SandyIs there a phone number that I can called to

WebsitesinaFlash
What?

aimguest56199364 signed off

HAHAHA. I have no idea what just happened.
-Ashton Sanders

By: Ashton Sanders

Funny Support Request

May 19 2009

Filed under: Ashton Sanders,Humor

I’m sure every support team has horribly funny stories of clients calling in (just like clients have horribly funny stories of calling the support team), and since I am the support team for a few small website, I thought I would share my latest humorous Client email:

I got an email from Keith saying:

Well Aston, I get red text, fields go blank and also my browser is firefox ,I just don’t understand. Any help would be helpful. Thanks Keith

Hi Keith,

Can you read what that red text says?

That text is an error, and will explain what is going wrong.

Let me know,
Ashton Sanders

Login details did not match try again. Oh… Thanks Keith

Haha… Good times at the help desk,
Ashton Sanders

By: Ashton Sanders

Internet Arguments

Jun 25 2008

Filed under: Humor

Here’s a great comic about Internet Arguments.

A little more humanity guys,
Ashton Sanders

By: Ashton Sanders

Web Comic

Aug 16 2007

Filed under: Humor

A friend showed this to me about a year ago, and I stumbled upon it, and must admit. The author of this comic is very very funny. He’s got a degree in Physics and he is well versed with Internet Lingo.

xkcd.com

Current Favorite Comic:
#1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off

-Enjoy,
-Ashton Sanders

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